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		<title>44 Things about me…</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erincarrasco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pulling this from Facebook Sorry for the filler post 1. Do you like blue cheese? That&#8217;s some nasty cheese 2. Have you ever smoked? Yes but it&#8217;s been almost 10 years since I quit. 3. Do you own a gun? Good lord no. 4. What flavour of Kool Aid was your favourite? watermelon or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pulling this from Facebook <img src='http://www.realtechmom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Sorry for the filler post <img src='http://www.realtechmom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>1. Do you like blue cheese? That&#8217;s some nasty cheese<br />
2. Have you ever smoked? Yes but it&#8217;s been almost 10 years since I quit.<br />
3. Do you own a gun? Good lord no.<br />
4. What flavour of Kool Aid was your favourite? watermelon or red but not the cherry kind.. I also liked the blue kind. I like stuff that tastes like blue.<br />
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yes, I don&#8217;t know why. I&#8217;m worried they&#8217;re going to think I&#8217;m a hypochondriac, when in fact&#8230; I&#8217;m the opposite. I&#8217;d have to be unconscious to be dragged to a hospital&#8211;or in labour.<br />
6. What do you think of hot dogs? They&#8217;re great in the summer.<br />
7. Favourite Christmas movie? Christmas Vacation<br />
8.Favourite thing to drink in the morning? Tea or Water<br />
9. Can you do push ups? Yes I can <img src='http://www.realtechmom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
10. What&#8217;s your favourite piece of jewellery? My engagement and wedding ring. I lose everything else.<br />
11. Favourite hobby? Playing the Sims lol<br />
12. Do you have A.D.D.? No<br />
13. What&#8217;s one trait you hate about yourself? I procrastinate like it&#8217;s no ones business<br />
14. Middle name? Rebecca Aimee<br />
15 Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I feel great after my workout, I wonder if I&#8217;ll be able to sleep tonight, why is it so damn cold out<br />
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: water, tea and wine<br />
17. Current worry? Going back to work and leaving my son even if it is with my IL&#8217;s<br />
18. Current hate right now? Baby bear on Sesame street<br />
19. Favourite place to be? out for dinner with my hubby<br />
20. How did you bring in the New Year? at home with my hubby and son<br />
21. Where would you like to go? Kelowna *sigh*<br />
22. Do you own slippers? No.<br />
23. What shirt are you wearing? That&#8217;s a dirty question lol Tshirt and jeans<br />
24. What is your favourite piece of clothing? A bra I paid too much for<br />
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No, too slippery<br />
26. Can you whistle? Yes<br />
27. Favourite color? Blue<br />
28. Would you be a pirate? No, but only cause they&#8217;re dirty and smell bad<br />
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don&#8217;t sing in the shower, if I do it&#8217;s something from Sesame street&#8230; Elmo&#8217;s song, or something like that.<br />
30. Favourite Girl&#8217;s Name: Not telling<br />
31. Favourite boy&#8217;s name: Dominic<br />
32. What&#8217;s in your pocket right now? nothing.<br />
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Lily&#8217;s comments on the pictures from our last party<br />
34. What vehicle do you drive? Dodge Charger<br />
35. Worst injury you&#8217;ve ever had? A hockey stick to the knee, I couldn&#8217;t walk for a while. Oh and many stitches from giving birth lol<br />
36. Do you love where you live? No it is a means to an end&#8230; I want a bigger house.<br />
37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3 but only one is hooked up<br />
38. Who is your loudest friend? I don&#8217;t know, I&#8217;m pretty loud lol I&#8217;d have to say Sharlene&#8230; but only when she sings<br />
39. Do you have any pets? Yes, my other two kids (Mia and Keely)<br />
40. Does someone have a crush on you? No&#8230; why would they lol<br />
41. Your favourite book(s) : I like most things by Sandra Brown, and Nora Roberts is growing on me.<br />
42. Do you collect anything? I used to collect key chains from places my husband would travel but i ended up having twenty key chains all from different places&#8230; and lost them lol<br />
43. Favourite Sports Team? Team Canada<br />
44. What song do you want played at your funeral? The scientist, by Coldplay</p>
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<p>Tagging some ladies I&#8217;d like to learn more about:</p>
<p>Lisa from <a href="http://www.healthiestlife4me.com">www.healthiestlife4me.com</a></p>
<p>Aly from <a href="http://www.lipzip.blogspot.com">www.lipzip.blogspot.com</a></p>
<p>Daniela from <a href="http://www.junctionmama.blogspot.com">www.junctionmama.blogspot.com</a></p>
<p>Connie from <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://www.youngandrelentless.com">www.youngandrelentless.com</a></span></span></p>
<p>Joelene from <a href="http://www.cakedecoratingmama.blogspot.com">www.cakedecoratingmama.blogspot.com</a></p>
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		<title>I’ve seen 140 out of 239 films…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erincarrasco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has been going around Facebook, so I thought i&#8217;d try it and see how much time I&#8217;ve spent watching movies, given my 26 years, i&#8217;ll cut myself some slack and not say I have no life, because. well I love movies! &#160; () Rocky Horror Picture Show (x) Grease (x) Pirates of the Caribbean [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This has been going around Facebook, so I thought i&#8217;d try it and see how much time I&#8217;ve spent watching movies, given my 26 years, i&#8217;ll cut myself some slack and not say I have no life, because. well I love movies!</p>
<p>&#160;</p>
<p>() Rocky Horror Picture Show    <br />(x) Grease     <br />(x) Pirates of the Caribbean     <br />(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man&#8217;s Chest     <br />() Boondock Saints     <br />(x) Fight Club     <br />() Starsky and Hutch     <br />(x) Neverending Story     <br />() Blazing Saddles     <br />() Airplane     <br />Total: 5</p>
<p>() The Princess Bride     <br />(x) Anchorman     <br />(x) Napoleon Dynamite     <br />() Labyrinth     <br />(x) Saw &#8211;<font color="#ff0000">scared the crap out of me, I always check the closet before bed</font>     <br />() Saw II     <br />(x) White Noise-<font color="#ff0000">also scared the crap out of me</font>     <br />(x) White Oleander     <br />(x) Anger Management     <br />(x) 50 First Dates     <br />(x) The Princess Diaries     <br />(x)The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement     <br />Total so far: 14</p>
<p>(x) Scream     <br />(x) Scream 2     <br />(x) Scream 3     <br />(x) Scary Movie 2     <br />(x) Scary Movie 3 (or whichever of these movies is always on Comedy Central)     <br />(x) Scary Movie 4     <br />(x) American Pie     <br />(x) American Pie 2     <br />(x) American Wedding     <br />(x) American Pie Band Camp     <br />Total so far: 24</p>
<p>(x) Harry Potter 1     <br />(x) Harry Potter 2     <br />(x) Harry Potter 3     <br />(x) Harry Potter 4     <br />() Resident Evil 1     <br />() Resident Evil 2     <br />(x) The Wedding Singer     <br />(x) Little Black Book     <br />(x) The Village     <br />() Lilo &amp; Stitch     <br />Total so far: 31</p>
<p>(x) Finding Nemo     <br />(x) Finding Neverland     <br />(x) Signs     <br />(x) The Grinch     <br />() Texas Chainsaw Massacre     <br />() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning     <br />(x) White Chicks     <br />(x) Butterfly Effect     <br />(x) 13 Going on 30     <br />(x) I, Robot     <br />(x) Robots     <br />Total so far: 40</p>
<p>(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story     <br />() Universal Soldier     <br />(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events     <br />(x) Along Came Polly     <br />(x) Deep Impact     <br />(x) KingPin     <br />(x) Never Been Kissed     <br />(x) Meet The Parents     <br />(x) Meet the Fockers     <br />() Eight Crazy Nights     <br />() Joe Dirt     <br />() KING KONG     <br />Total so far: 48</p>
<p>(x) A Cinderella Story     <br />() The Terminal     <br />() The Lizzie McGuire Movie     <br />() Passport to Paris     <br />(x) Dumb &amp; Dumber     <br />(x) Dumber &amp; Dumberer     <br />(x) Final Destination     <br />(x) Final Destination 2     <br />(x) Final Destination 3     <br />() Halloween     <br />(x) The Ring     <br />() The Ring 2     <br />() Surviving X-MAS     <br />(x) Flubber     <br />Total so far: 56</p>
<p>() Harold &amp; Kumar Go To White Castle     <br />(x) Practical Magic     <br />(x) Chicago     <br />() Ghost Ship     <br />() From Hell     <br />(x) Hellboy     <br />() Secret Window     <br />(x) I Am Sam     <br />(x) The Whole Nine Yards     <br />(x) The Whole Ten Yards     <br />Total so far: 62</p>
<p>(x) The Day After Tomorrow     <br />() Child&#8217;s Play     <br />() Seed of Chucky     <br />() Bride of Chucky     <br />(x) Ten Things I Hate About You     <br />(x) Just Married     <br />() Gothika     <br />() Nightmare on Elm Street     <br />() Sixteen Candles     <br />(x) Remember the Titans     <br />(x) Coach Carter     <br />() The Grudge     <br />() The Grudge 2     <br />(x) The Mask     <br />(x) Son Of The Mask     <br />Total so far: 69</p>
<p>(x) Bad Boys     <br />(x) Bad Boys 2     <br />() Joy Ride     <br />() Lucky Number Slevin     <br />(x) Ocean&#8217;s Eleven     <br />(x) Ocean&#8217;s Twelve     <br />(x) Bourne Identity     <br />(x) Bourne Supremacy     <br />() Lone Star     <br />(x) Bedazzled     <br />() Predator I     <br />() Predator II     <br />() The Fog     <br />(x) Ice Age     <br />(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown     <br />(x) Curious George     <br />Total so far: 79</p>
<p>(x) Independence Day     <br />() Cujo     <br />(x) A Bronx Tale     <br />() Darkness Falls     <br />() Christine     <br />(x) ET     <br />(x) Children of the Corn     <br />(x) My Bosses Daughter     <br />(x) Maid in Manhattan     <br />(x) War of the Worlds     <br />(x) Rush Hour     <br />(x) Rush Hour 2     <br />Total so far: 88</p>
<p>() Best Bet     <br />(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days     <br />(x) She&#8217;s All That     <br />(x) Calendar Girls     <br />(x) Sideways     <br />() Mars Attacks     <br />() Event Horizon     <br />(x) Ever After     <br />(x) Wizard of Oz     <br />(x) Forrest Gump     <br />() Big Trouble in Little China     <br />(x) The Terminator     <br />(x) The Terminator 2     <br />(x) The Terminator 3     <br />Total so far: 98</p>
<p>(x) X-Men     <br />() X-2     <br />() X-3     <br />(x) Spider-Man     <br />(x) Spider-Man 2     <br />(x) Sky High     <br />(x) Jeepers Creepers     <br />(x) Jeepers Creepers 2     <br />(x) Catch Me If You Can     <br />(x) The Little Mermaid     <br />(x) Freaky Friday (the original, not Lindsey Lohan)     <br />() Reign of Fire     <br />() The Skulls     <br />(x) Cruel Intentions     <br />(x) Cruel Intentions 2     <br />(x) The Hot Chick     <br />(x) Shrek     <br />(x) Shrek 2     <br />Total so far: 113</p>
<p>(x) Swimfan     <br />() Miracle on 34th street     <br />(x) Old School     <br />(x) The Notebook     <br />(x) K-Pax     <br />() Krippendorf&#8217;s Tribe     <br />(x) A Walk to Remember     <br />() Ice Castles     <br />() Boogeyman     <br />(x) The 40-year-old Virgin     <br />Total so far:119</p>
<p>(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring     <br />(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers     <br />() Lord of the Rings Return Of the King     <br />(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark     <br />(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom     <br />(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade     <br />Total so far: 124</p>
<p>() Baseketball     <br />() Hostel     <br />() Waiting for Guffman     <br />() House of 1000 Corpses     <br />() Devils Rejects     <br />(x) Elf     <br />() Highlander     <br />() Mothman Prophecies     <br />(x) American History X     <br />() Three     <br />Total so Far: 126</p>
<p>() The Jacket     <br />() Kung Fu Hustle     <br />() Shaolin Soccer     <br />() Night Watch     <br />(x) Monsters Inc.     <br />(x) Titanic     <br />() Monty Python and the Holy Grail     <br />() Shaun Of the Dead     <br />() Willard     <br />Total so far: 128</p>
<p>() High Tension     <br />() Club Dread     <br />(x) Hulk     <br />() Dawn Of the Dead     <br />(x) Hook     <br />() Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe     <br />() 28 days later     <br />() Orgazmo     <br />() Phantasm     <br />(x) Waterworld     <br />Total so far: 131</p>
<p>() Kill Bill vol 1     <br />() Kill Bill vol 2     <br />(x) Mortal Kombat     <br />() Wolf Creek     <br />(x) Kingdom of Heaven     <br />(x) the Hills Have Eyes     <br />() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman     <br />() The Last House on the Left     <br />() Re-Animator     <br />() Army of Darkness     <br />Total so far: 134</p>
<p>() Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace     <br />() Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones     <br />() Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith     <br />() Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope     <br />() Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back     <br />() Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi     <br />() Ewoks Caravan Of Courage     <br />() Ewoks The Battle For Endor     <br />Total so far:&#160; 134&#8212;-that&#8217;s right I&#8217;ve never seen any Starwars Movies LOL</p>
<p>(x) The Matrix     <br />(x) The Matrix Reloaded     <br />(x) The Matrix Revolutions     <br />() Animatrix     <br />() Evil Dead     <br />() Evil Dead 2     <br />() Team America: World Police     <br />(x) Red Dragon     <br />(x) Silence of the Lambs     <br />(x) Hannibal     <br />Total: 140</p>
<p>So how about you?   </p>
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		<title>The Invisible Mom</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erincarrasco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dear friend of mine posted this on a site I created. Thank you Sonya, this is a wonderful tribute to mothers everywhere. I feel sometimes that I&#8217;m being taken for granted, sometimes stepped on and often invisible. No one sees how much time Stay at Home Mom&#8217;s spend interacting with our children, how many [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A dear friend of mine posted this on a site I created. Thank you Sonya, this is a wonderful tribute to mothers everywhere.</p>
<p>I feel sometimes that I&#8217;m being taken for granted, sometimes stepped on and often invisible. No one sees how much time Stay at Home Mom&#8217;s spend interacting with our children, how many diapers we change, and how much work goes into the handmade food I give him.  Very few people know how many times we play peek-a-boo, watch Elmo on sesame street, or how many times I help him stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down&#8211;Let alone be: pooed on, peed on, thrown up on, scratched, pinched, kicked and punched.  Some times my selfishness gets the best of me and I find myself longing for my old life just for a moment. But when I look down and see this smile, I know that it is worth it:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.realtechmom.com/images/TheInvisibleMom_12F2/Nov228.5months3.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" title="Nov 22 8.5 months (3)" src="http://www.realtechmom.com/images/TheInvisibleMom_12F2/Nov228.5months3_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="Nov 22 8.5 months (3)" width="337" height="374" /></a></p>
<p>THE INVISIBLE MOTHER</p>
<p>It all began to make sense, the blank stares, the lack of<br />
response, the way one of the kids will walk into the room<br />
while I&#8217;m on the phone and ask to be taken to the store.<br />
Inside I&#8217;m thinking, &#8216;Can&#8217;t you see I&#8217;m on<br />
the phone?&#8217; Obviously not; no one can see if I&#8217;m on<br />
the phone, or cooking, or sweeping the floor, or even<br />
standing on my head in the corner, because no one can see me<br />
at all.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m invisible. The invisible Mom. Some days I am only a<br />
pair of hands, nothing more: Can you fix this? Can you tie<br />
this? Can you open this? Some days I&#8217;m not a pair of<br />
hands; I&#8217;m not even a human being. I&#8217;m a clock to<br />
ask, &#8216;What time is it?&#8217; I&#8217;m a satellite guide to<br />
answer, &#8216;What number is the Disney Channel?&#8217; I&#8217;m<br />
a car to order, &#8216;Right around 5:30, please.&#8217;</p>
<p>I was certain that these were the hands that once held<br />
books and the eyes that studied history and the mind that<br />
graduated summa cum laude &#8211; but now they had disappeared<br />
into the peanut butter, never to be seen again. She&#8217;s<br />
going, she&#8217;s going, she&#8217;s gone!</p>
<p>One night, a group of us were having dinner, celebrating<br />
the return of a friend from England .. Janice had just<br />
gotten back from a fabulous trip, and she was going on and<br />
on about the hotel she stayed in. I was sitting there,<br />
looking around at the others all put together so well. It<br />
was hard not to compare and feel sorry for myself. I was<br />
feeling pretty pathetic, when Janice turned to me with a<br />
beautifully wrapped package, and said, &#8216;I brought you<br />
this.&#8217; It was a book on the great cathedrals of Europe .</p>
<p>I wasn&#8217;t exactly sure why she&#8217;d given it to me<br />
until I read her inscription: &#8216;To Charlotte , with<br />
admiration for the greatness of what you are building when<br />
no one sees.&#8217;</p>
<p>In the days ahead I would read &#8211; no, devour &#8211; the book. And<br />
I would discover what would become for me, four<br />
life-changing truths, after which I could pattern my work:<br />
no one can say who built the great cathedrals<br />
We have no record of their names.</p>
<p>These builders gave their whole lives<br />
for a work they would never see finished. They made great<br />
sacrifices and expected no credit. The passion of their<br />
building was fueled by their faith that the<br />
eyes of God saw everything.</p>
<p>A legendary story in the book told of a rich man who came<br />
to visit the cathedral while it was being built, and he saw<br />
a workman carving a tiny bird on the inside of a beam. He<br />
was puzzled and asked the man, &#8216;Why are you spending so<br />
much time carving that bird into a beam that will be covered<br />
by the roof? No one will ever see it.&#8217; And the workman<br />
replied, &#8216;Because God sees.&#8217;</p>
<p>I closed the book, feeling the missing piece fall into<br />
place. It was almost as if I heard God whispering to me,<br />
&#8216;I see you, Charlotte. I see the sacrifices you make<br />
every day, even when no one around you does. No act of<br />
kindness you&#8217;ve done, no sequin you&#8217;ve sewn on, no<br />
cupcake you&#8217;ve baked, is too small for me to notice and<br />
smile over. You are building a great cathedral, but you<br />
can&#8217;t see right now what it will become.&#8217;</p>
<p>At times, my invisibility feels like an affliction But it<br />
is not a disease that is erasing my life. It is the cure for<br />
the disease of my own self-centeredness. It is the antidote<br />
to my strong, stubborn pride. I keep the right perspective<br />
when I see myself as a great builder. As one of the people<br />
who show up at a job that they will never see finished, to<br />
work on something that their name will never be on.</p>
<p>The writer of the book went so far as to say that no<br />
cathedrals could ever be built in our lifetime because there<br />
are so few people willing to sacrifice to that degree.</p>
<p>When I really think about it, I don&#8217;t want my child to<br />
tell the friend he&#8217;s bringing home from college for<br />
Thanksgiving, &#8216;My Mom gets up at 4 in the morning and<br />
bakes homemade pies, and then she hand bastes a turkey for<br />
three hours and presses all the linens for the table.&#8217;<br />
That would mean I&#8217;d built a shrine or a monument to<br />
myself. I just want him to want to come home. And then, if<br />
there is anything more to say to his friend, to add,<br />
&#8216;You&#8217;re gonna love it there.&#8217;</p>
<p>As mothers, we are building great cathedrals. We cannot be<br />
seen if we&#8217;re doing it right. And one day, it is very<br />
possible that the world will marvel, not only at what we<br />
have built, but at the beauty that has been added to the<br />
world by the sacrifices of invisible women.</p>
<p>Great Job, MOM!</p>
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		<title>Forward of the Month: Politics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erincarrasco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: this forward has some mature subject matter and language. &#160; A little boy goes to his dad and asks, &#8216;What is Politics?&#8217; Dad says, &#8216;Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the [...]]]></description>
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<p align="center">Warning: this forward has some mature subject matter and language.<a href="http://www.realtechmom.com/images/ForwardoftheMonthPolitics_133F3/image.png"><img title="politics" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="213" alt="politics" src="http://www.realtechmom.com/images/ForwardoftheMonthPolitics_133F3/image_thumb.png" width="240" border="0" /></a></p>
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<p>A little boy goes to his dad and asks, &#8216;What is Politics?&#8217;    <br />Dad says, &#8216;Well son, let me try to explain it this way:     </p>
<p>I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.</p>
<p>Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.</p>
<p>We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.</p>
<p>The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.<strong> </strong></p>
<p>And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.    </p>
<p>Now think about that and see if it makes sense.&#8217;    <br />So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.     <br />Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.     <br />He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.     <br />So the little boy goes to his parent&#8217;s room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny&#8217;s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.     <br />He gives up and goes back to bed.</p>
<p>The next morning, the little boy say&#8217;s to his father, &#8216;Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. &#8216;     <br />The father says, &#8216;Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.&#8217;     <br />The little boy replies, &#8216;The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.</p>
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		<title>Forward of the Month: 11 Step program to complete before you have children</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erincarrasco</dc:creator>
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<p>Now I had forgotten about this email until someone recently posted it on BBC (Thanks LIZ) but I&#8217;m sure all you parents and non parents will get a chuckle out of this, enjoy!</p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal"><strong><b><font face="Arial" color="#0033cc" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0,51,204); font-family: arial">Thinking of Having Kids? Do this 11 step program first!</span></font></b></strong><font face="Arial" color="#0033cc" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0,51,204); font-family: arial">       </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 1</span></font></b></strong>        <br />1. Go to the grocery store.        <br />2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.        <br />3. Go home.        <br />4. Pick up the newspaper.        <br />5. Read it for the last time.        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 2</span></font></b></strong>        <br />Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their.        <br />1. Methods of discipline.        <br />2. Lack of patience.        <br />3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.        <br />4. Allowing their children to run wild.        <br />5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child&#8217;s breast feeding,sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behaviour. Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 3</span></font></b></strong>        <br />A really good way to discover how the nights might feel.        <br />1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)        <br />2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.        <br />3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.        <br />4. Set the alarm for 3AM.        <br />5. As you can&#8217;t get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.        <br />6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.        <br />7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.        <br />8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.        <br />9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)        </p>
<p>Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 4</span></font></b></strong>        <br />Can you stand the mess children make? To find out.        <br />1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.        <br />2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.        <br />3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.        <br />4. Then rub them on the clean walls.        <br />5. Take your favourite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.        <br />6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 5</span></font></b></strong>        <br />Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.        <br />1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.        <br />2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.        </p>
<p>Time allowed for this &#8211; all morning.        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 6</span></font></b></strong>        <br />Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don&#8217;t think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don&#8217;t look like that.        <br />1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.        <br />2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.        <br />3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the backseat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.        <br />4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 7</span></font></b></strong>        <br />Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week&#8217;s groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.        </p>
<p>Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 8</span></font></b></strong>        <br />1. Hollow out a melon.        <br />2. Make a small hole in the side.        <br />3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.        <br />4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.        <br />5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.        <br />6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.        </p>
<p>You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 9</span></font></b></strong>        <br />Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street , Barney, Disney, the Teletubbies, and Pokemon. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel or Noggin for at least five years. (I know, you&#8217;re thinking What&#8217;s'Noggin&#8217;?) Exactly the point.        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 10</span></font></b></strong>        <br />Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying &#8216;mommy&#8217; repeatedly.(Important: no more than a four second delay between each &#8216;mommy&#8217;;occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this        <br />tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now readyto take a long trip with a toddler.        </p>
<p><strong><b><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: arial">Lesson 11</span></font></b></strong>        <br />Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the &#8216;mommy&#8217; tape made from Lesson 10 above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.        </p>
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<h3>The Bottom Line</h3>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#000040" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0,51,204); font-family: arial">Well, I definitely love number 3 and am in the process of number 8, OH the joys! But seemingly it&#8217;s all worth it, it&#8217;s a wonder that we create these little people to &#8220;torment&#8217;&#8221; us </span></font></p>
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